The Forge of Oberon (ADRPG Campaign)
Session 5  (8/2/98)
Quotes Sheet

Recorded and Compiled by: Richard Uyeyama

Primary Note: Some, perhaps all of the quotes herein were recorded at the 
insistence of other people.  The compiler does not necessarily take any 
responsibility for the quality of the quotes herein.

Secondary Note: Some of these quotes are fairly context-driven.  The 
compiler takes no responsibility for the reader's understanding or 
appreciation of the quotes herein.

Tertiary Note: Quotes are not necessarily guaranteed to be 100% verbatim, 
although the compiler does strive to keep them as accurate as possible...


Persons present:

   Matt Mulder         (Fenrir)
   Richard Uyeyama     (Fianuelle)
   Rick Frankum        (Rodrigo)
   Stefan Amshey       (GM)
   Geoff Tuffli        (The Tinker)
   Bob Mussett         (Tramerfin)



Quotes are listed in order of appearance:


"I hate clowns!  There better not be any clowns here!"

        -- The Tinker
        (context reference: upon arrival at Demento-Land...)


"Oh.  Weird.  Some more magic."

        -- Fenrir
        (cr: Now Fenrir knows what an electrified fence is!)


"His sword is vibrating?"

(nodding)
"It's a pager."

        -- Matt Mulder
         & Richard Uyeyama
        (cr: side comments on Rodrigo's sword...)


"Oh... *machine* guns..."

        -- Fenrir, to The Tinker
        (cr: Now Fenrir knows what machine guns are!)


"We're gonna start lobbing goblins over the wall.  With parachutes, if we
 have them.  If not, no big deal."

        -- Geoff Tuffli
        (cr: The Tinker begins his assault upon Demento-Land)


"Hey, at least there's always potential for advancement in this army."

        -- Geoff Tuffli
        (cr: The Tinker's gonna start lobbing goblins over the wall...)


"This is the most ridiculous army I've ever seen."

        -- Fenrir
        (cr: The Tinker's started catapulting goblins over the wall...)


"What do you need Connor for?  He's just an idiot!"

        -- Rodrigo, to Dalt
        (cr: Rodrigo asks, a little less politely than Fia would have...)


"I'm the only trustworthy one among us."

        -- Callisto, to Fianuelle
        (cr: Cally... to Fia...(!); setting up the Connor/Gwen exchange)


"Have you any idea as to how to go about this?"

"First I kill Callisto.  Then I untie Connor."

        -- Fianuelle
         & Gwendolyn
        (cr: Gwen seems adamant on rescuing Connor...)


"Are you any good in a fight?"

        -- Random, to Fenrir
        (cr: Fenrir is big and scary)


"You're always two steps ahead."

(upraised eyebrow)
"Ahead?"

        -- Dalt, to Tramerfin
         & Richard Uyeyama
        (cr: amnesiac Tram is trying to pull a Corwin; and a side comment)


"Oh, did you want to jump to the center of the Pattern?"

"No, no..."

        -- Stefan Amshey
         & Matt Mulder
        (cr: Fenrir decides it would be unwise to set foot on the Pattern)


"Ummm... you do know who Callisto's mother is... right?"

"Uhh... no."

        -- Richard Uyeyama
         & Bob Mussett
        (cr: disaster looms...)


"'They locked me up in Rebma!  They locked me up... in Rebma!
  Hehehehehe!'"

        -- Rick Frankum
        (cr: a quote not of this campaign... now is)